You Should Require a License to Have Kids

Back in the 70s (or maybe it was the early 80s), I read a book called The Parent Test. It was, essentially, a test to determine whether or not you were equipped—psychologically, physically, mentally, financially, emotionally, etc.—to have children.
As someone who made a conscious decision not to have kids (for reasons I won’t get into at [...]

Paranoid Judge Wants HIV-Positive Witness to Wear Mask in Court

Justice Jon-Jo Douglas is being investigated for misconduct, after insisting an HIV-positive witness, with Hepatitis C, wear a mask in court.
Douglas even took the ridiculous step of moving the case to a larger courtroom to create more distance between himself and the witness.
In response to Douglas’s paranoia, court staff wore rubber gloves and placed documents [...]

Ewww Gross! Man Finds Mouse Head in Hospital Dinner

Everyone knows that hospital food isn’t the greatest. In fact, it’s usually downright horrid. But still… you’d expect the kitchen staff would know the difference between a rodent and, say, a rutabega.
And yet, a patient in a Finland hospital “lost his appetite” after finding a mouse head gazing up at him from the steamed veggies [...]

Too Punny!

According to an e-mail forward I received, “The ability to make and understand puns is the highest level of language development.”
To be honest, I had to read #14 several times before I got it. Duh!
Anyway, I don’t know if an “International Pun Contest” ever existed, because I couldn’t find the original source. Nevertheless, the following [...]

Mother Served Up 8-Year-Old Daughter to 47-Year-Old Urine-Drinking Pedophile

Lora Lee Hansen-Beard, 41, has been charged with nothing more than two misdemeanor counts of child abuse for placing her 8-year-old daughter in a “life- or health-threatening situation.”
While her “friend,” Joseph Cardillo, 47, has been charged with sexually assaulting a child.
According to the dailycamera.com, “authorities were called to the girl’s school in October after teachers [...]

Church Pastor Arrested for Soliciting Sex from “Teen” Online

Jim Murray, a 69-year-old retired police chief, posing as “cindyndiamond,” a 13-year-old girl in a Yahoo! chatroom, caught several pedophiles, including 63-year-old, Allen Kauffman—the town mayor and pastor of Temple Lot Church.
After Kauffman’s arrest, the slime bucket actually had the gaul to contact Murray, and beg him to make the case go away.
“Nineteen other defendants [...]

Rabies Alert: Did You Touch or Buy a Puppy at this Flea Market?

Do you live in Ontario, Canada?
Have you recently purchased or touched a puppy at Dr. Flea’s, a flea market at Albion Road and Highway 27 in west Toronto?
The puppies have rabies and if you’ve been in contact with them, you must seek medical attention immediately, as rabies can be fatal in both animals and humans.
The [...]